dumb criminals

this is from a police report i read the other day when going through the day’s reports. i couldn’t even make something like this up.

an officer was on patrol and pulled up on a man beating another man with an aluminum baseball bat. the officer pulled over and arrested the man. he said, “i wasn’t trying to kill him. i was only trying to break his legs, but he wouldn’t stop moving.”

seriously? you said that to the cop?? maybe he doesn’t know that whatever he says can and will be used against him in a court of law. i really get a good laugh out of my job sometimes.


1 Comment »

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    Joe Says:

    I hate when they won’t stop moving…

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